Posted by
CuyahogaGOP on Monday, September 08, 2008 7:39:53 PM
So the Dalibama is now behind (quite a bit if you believe USAToday). Here are my suggestions of how he can get back on top:
1) Have Joe Biden racially insult him again for voter sympathy
2) Send the bitter half on a site seeing trip to Madagascar for (2) months.
3) Focus his campaining on states 51-57, with extra attention to be paid to New Pennsylvania.
4) Promise to raise taxes only on T Boone Pickens
5) Forget Palin, run against Hillary again (let voter's choose the lesser of two evils)
6) Tell everyone how he once gave a speech without a teleprompter, and only said ugh... 42 times.
7) Tell voters: John McCain might have been a POW for (5) years, but I was held hostage in Rev. Wright's church for 20 years!
8) Ask the Daily Kos to become the semi annual Kos and to schedule their next post for 11/30//08.
9) Promise a tax break to counter the rising price of arugula.
10) Run for president of the E.U.