Posted by
CuyahogaGOP on Saturday, August 23, 2008 7:48:37 AM
So now we know, the Dalibama has chosen Senator Biden. Here is what I believe were the top (10) reasons for the pick:
10) One elitist socialist from the Midwest combined with one elitist liberal from the Northeast equals balance!
9) An empty skull for an empty suit!
8) He's not Hillary.
7) Or Bill.
6) Obama's foolish plan for Iraq, when compared to Biden's idiotic plan looks pretty good!
5) The votes of minority donut shop proprietors as well as those who do not like their work plagerized were going
to McCain anyway.
4) He's articulate and clean too!
3) Did I mention he's not Hillary?
2) Couple a guy who can't shut up with a guy who cannot speak without a teleprompter... balance again!
1) Biden's complete racial insensitivity is a nice counter to the merciful one's complete racial sensitivity.