Posted by
CuyahogaGOP on Wednesday, March 26, 2008 1:57:59 PM
Since the fools in Cuyahoga County Government are threatening to prosecute Rush for "Operation Chaos", I thought it would be helpful to post the Cuyahoga County Democratic Party Oath of Allegiance (at least as I see it)
- I promise to ignore the mind-numbing incompetence of local Democratic leaders and willing submit to any and all tax increases.
- I promise to knod my head in agreement when a county official tells the citizens of Cuyahoga County about a "deal" with a private company that forces the county to pay for all construction and subsequent maintenance costs of a new building and allows the private company to keep all revenue the facility generates is a "good deal."
- I promise to agree that the more unions we have, the better.
- I promise to remain in Cuyahoga County until all of the jobs are gone.
- I promise to support our public schools and demand more money, no matter how bad the schools get (as long as my kids go to private schools)
- I promise to blame the successful suburbs for all of the woes of the City of Cleveland.
- I promise to keep the downtown waterfront un-developed.
- I promise to continue to scheme to bring casinos to Cleveland (look at the prosperity they have brought to Detroit!)
- I promise to ignore the increasing crime in Cleveland or blame it on something other than Mayor Jackson.
- I promise to continue to vote for the dumbest person in Congress, Dennis Kucinich.